Is that a banana or are you just...?

I thought that since I love monkeys I would share some monkey facts each day. It is my contribution to the blogosphere.

All monkeys like to be clean so they have a barber monkey clean out their fur, the barber monkeys reward is the bugs in his customer's hair.

Karma

I'm not perfect. Never claimed to be. I try not to judge people. I like to offer my thoughts and opinions; most people do. I do my best. I may not lead the best life but it's mine. Not everything is great in my life but I deal. So I've made mistakes and I'm sure I'll make more. If there is someone out there that has never made a mistake I'd like to shake their hand. I'm a good friend and a hard worker. I take pride in that. I will always strive to make my life better. It is my life to live. Thank you for listening.

This little piggy went home

I don't like feets. I never have and never will. I think they are ugly. I have yet to meet a foot that I like. I was looking at one of my foots and there was a single hair growing out of my big toe! Now why do feet have hair?? What purpose does this serve. I mean feet are already ugly without, now you add the hair and ugh! Maybe the hair is supposed to continue to grow and cover up the ugly... Let's all ponder this for a while.

Don't cry, you've got a belly button

All who know me personally are aware of how hard it is for me to be happy when something makes me sad. So I've been working on things that I can focus on that make me happy. Here is my list so far:

1. Running through sprinklers
2. Getting more marshmallows than crunchy bits in my cereal
3. Coffee
4. That cell phone commercial where one dude tells another that his phone has theft protection and has the guy try to take his phone, then throws the phone at him. So funny!
5. Crazymom's snort
6. Socks that have monkeys on them
7. Monkeys
8. olives
9. Lost
10. Grey's Anatomy
11. And, belly buttons.

I'm sure there are more things but so far this is what I feel like sharing.

Wow, is that mine??

So in case anybody reads this anymore I thought I'd share this part of my day. I arrived home from work in a hurry today in need of my private bathroom. It's been 2 days since I've gone number 2 and my body was finally ready to let go of what it's been holding in. I'm never one to really look at what my body has released but something felt different about this experience. Let me tell you! Holy crap! No, really, holy crap! The past 2 days my insides must have just been piling up and the thing that came out of me was in one whole piece! Wow! I couldn't believe that I actually produced this monstrous creation. There is this part of me that is secretly very proud. Okay, so it's not really a secret anymore. Hope you all enjoyed this post.