This little piggy went home

I don't like feets. I never have and never will. I think they are ugly. I have yet to meet a foot that I like. I was looking at one of my foots and there was a single hair growing out of my big toe! Now why do feet have hair?? What purpose does this serve. I mean feet are already ugly without, now you add the hair and ugh! Maybe the hair is supposed to continue to grow and cover up the ugly... Let's all ponder this for a while.