Wow, is that mine??

So in case anybody reads this anymore I thought I'd share this part of my day. I arrived home from work in a hurry today in need of my private bathroom. It's been 2 days since I've gone number 2 and my body was finally ready to let go of what it's been holding in. I'm never one to really look at what my body has released but something felt different about this experience. Let me tell you! Holy crap! No, really, holy crap! The past 2 days my insides must have just been piling up and the thing that came out of me was in one whole piece! Wow! I couldn't believe that I actually produced this monstrous creation. There is this part of me that is secretly very proud. Okay, so it's not really a secret anymore. Hope you all enjoyed this post.