That's What She Said....

The random ramblings of a 30 year old girl, err- woman.

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Generational "crack"


So yesterday at work The new Mrs. H and I were working together. A lot of people had been stopping in for employment applications for a server position at the restaurant. Most that stopped by were young girls, probably 17-21 years old. Mrs. H and I noticed that the current trend of hip-hugger jeans or utlra-low rise jeans was prevalent in this generation. Almost every girl that stopped by had these "fashionable" jeans on. One poor girl decided to sit in the lobby to fill out her application. Now, deep in conversation with Mrs. H about other topics I happen to glance over in this girls direction. "Low" and behold, her pants had disappeared and all I could see was the fact that she did not choose to wear any underwear that day!! Ugh, why??!! In disbelief and struck speechless I tap Mrs. H so that she too could "bare" witness to such a sight. As a look of terror and amusement comes across Mrs. H's face I start to feel sorry for this girl. Then I think to myself, how does she not feel a draft on her back side, or the cold of the leather chair??! Unfortunately for Miss Crack, we were not the only ones witness to this injustice. An elderly couple had decided to wait on the couch in the lobby until their room was cleaned. The man had fallen asleep and his wife was reading the paper. Much like Mrs. H and I, elderly man wakes up and slowly begins to focus on the scene in front of him. Miss Cracks' backside is right in front of his view and all he does is stare. Slowly he starts to get this scowl on his face and his head starts to turn from side to side in disapproval. He nudges his wife who proceeds to look in his direction. The wife covers her eyes and then looks at her husband. No words are exchanged. The wife shrugs her shoulders and shakes her head as if to say "I have no clue what that girl is thinking!". Seemingly the shock and newness had worn off and the wife goes back to reading the paper. The husband, however, is hypnotized by the crack and continues to stare! Us girls find his shock hilarious. Granted we were shocked ourselves but have gotten used to being witness to such fashion faux pas. At least she could have worn a thong to cover the crack! I debated going over to tell her that her pants were falling down but couldn't bring myself to do it. I was embarrassed for her but I have a feeling she knew and didn't care. Kids these days!

1 Comments:

  • At 5:54 PM , Blogger David said...

    You were checking out that girls ass. Thats hot.

    I disagree with the thong proposal, not because I want to se 17-21 year old girls asses, but because the thong draws even more attention to it.

    "Thongs lead to pornography." As Aunt Ruth would say it.

     

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